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        <description>The Second Column podcast is a roundtable discussion of The Joe Donatelli Column featuring Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime and Sean Kearney. Guests include writers, musicians and comedians such as Hal Rudnick (Reno 911), Jeff Sloniker (Reno 911), Ed Galvez (AwesomeDude30) and many others.</description>
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        <itunes:subtitle>The Second Column is a freewheeling comedic discussion of writer Joe Donatelli's weekly humor column. Donatelli, Mike Costantini, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney and guests take over where each column ends, adding thoughts, jokes and stories.</itunes:subtitle>
        <itunes:author>Joe Donatelli, Mike Costantini, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
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The Second Column podcast is a roundtable discussion of The Joe Donatelli Column featuring Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime and Sean Kearney. Guests include writers, musicians and comedians such as Hal Rudnick (Reno 911), Jeff Sloniker (Reno 911), Ed Galvez (AwesomeDude30) and many others.
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            <title>Episode 91: Ooohhh</title>
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            <author>Joe Donatelli, Mike Costantini, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</author>
            <description>Special guests Tom Donatelli and Liz Davis ... I am peeing! ... The pooprosal ... Ooohhh! ... I gotta meet Tommy.</description>
            <pubDate>Thu, 23 Jul 2009 18:07:47 +0100</pubDate>
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            <itunes:subtitle>Special guests Tom Donatelli and Liz Davis ... I am peeing! ... The pooprosal ... Ooohhh! ... I gotta meet Tommy.</itunes:subtitle>
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            <title>Episode 90: Dino Ink</title>
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            <author>Joe Donatelli, Mike Costantini, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</author>
            <description>Special guest Samuel Child ... Dino Ink ... Mind train ... Sven ... Lionel remix ... Pain and suffering.</description>
            <pubDate>Thu, 16 Jul 2009 17:07:08 +0100</pubDate>
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            <itunes:subtitle>Special guest Samuel Child ... Dino Ink ... Mind train ... Sven ... Lionel remix ... Pain and suffering.</itunes:subtitle>
            <itunes:summary>Special guest Samuel Child ... Dino Ink ... Mind train ... Sven ... Lionel remix ... Pain and suffering.</itunes:summary>
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            <title>Episode 89: Hello 9-1-1 I Am High</title>
            <link>http://herostyle.com/herostyle/index.php?option=com_content&amp;task=view&amp;id=106&amp;Itemid=2</link>
            <author>Joe Donatelli, Mike Costantini, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</author>
            <description>Special guest Rasika Mathur ... Trunk house ... Hello 9-1-1 I am high ... Fishaterian</description>
            <pubDate>Thu, 09 Jul 2009 19:07:00 +0100</pubDate>
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            <itunes:subtitle>Special guest Rasika Mathur ... Trunk house ... Hello 9-1-1 I am high ... Fishaterian</itunes:subtitle>
            <itunes:summary>Special guest Rasika Mathur ... Trunk house ... Hello 9-1-1 I am high ... Fishaterian</itunes:summary>
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            <title>Episode 88: CTU Agent Shlomo Martinez</title>
            <link>http://herostyle.com/herostyle/index.php?option=com_content&amp;task=view&amp;id=105&amp;Itemid=2</link>
            <author>Joe Donatelli, Mike Costantini, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</author>
            <description>Special guest Ed Galvez ... Salesman the Hut ... CTU agent Shlomo Martinez ... Michael Jackson and Weird Al ... West Hollywood Storm Shadow.</description>
            <pubDate>Wed, 01 Jul 2009 16:07:18 +0100</pubDate>
            <itunes:duration>82:47</itunes:duration>
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            <itunes:keywords>ed galvez, punk house, the second column, comedy, mike costantini, joe donatelli, carlos jaime, sean kearney, michael jackson, 24, film, movies, relationships, sex, porn, love, social commentary, obama, politics, health, entertainment</itunes:keywords>
            <itunes:subtitle>Special guest Ed Galvez ... Salesman the Hut ... CTU agent Shlomo Martinez ... Michael Jackson and Weird Al ... West Hollywood Storm Shadow.</itunes:subtitle>
            <itunes:summary>Special guest Ed Galvez ... Salesman the Hut ... CTU agent Shlomo Martinez ... Michael Jackson and Weird Al ... West Hollywood Storm Shadow.</itunes:summary>
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            <title>Episode 87: Television And Film Actress Faye Dunaway</title>
            <link>http://herostyle.com/herostyle/index.php?option=com_content&amp;task=view&amp;id=104&amp;Itemid=2</link>
            <author>Joe Donatelli, Mike Costantini, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</author>
            <description>Special guest Peter Dirksen ... Mike does not know Jack ... Television and film actress Faye Dunaway ... Skunk dick ... Hobo maladies.</description>
            <pubDate>Thu, 25 Jun 2009 17:06:38 +0100</pubDate>
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            <itunes:subtitle>Special guest Peter Dirksen ... Mike does not know Jack ... Television and film actress Faye Dunaway ... Skunk dick ... Hobo maladies.</itunes:subtitle>
            <itunes:summary>Special guest Peter Dirksen ... Mike does not know Jack ... Television and film actress Faye Dunaway ... Skunk dick ... Hobo maladies.</itunes:summary>
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            <title>Episode 86: Shart</title>
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            <author>Joe Donatelli, Mike Costantini, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</author>
            <description>Special guests Katie Matthews and Neva Reese ... MoHo ... Angry vagina ... Fleetwood Mock ... Shart ... Wake heckler ... Dead horse. </description>
            <pubDate>Thu, 18 Jun 2009 17:06:26 +0100</pubDate>
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            <itunes:subtitle>Special guests Katie Matthews and Neva Reese ... MoHo ... Angry vagina ... Fleetwood Mock ... Shart ... Wake heckler ... Dead horse. </itunes:subtitle>
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            <title>Episode 85: Bayguard</title>
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            <author>Joe Donatelli, Mike Costantini, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</author>
            <description>Special guest Josh Meindertsma ... Hotbox ... Bayguard ... Godfather ... Gum art ... Arranged prom.</description>
            <pubDate>Wed, 10 Jun 2009 20:06:14 +0100</pubDate>
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            <itunes:subtitle>Special guest Josh Meindertsma ... Hotbox ... Bayguard ... Godfather ... Gum art ... Arranged prom.</itunes:subtitle>
            <itunes:summary>Special guest Josh Meindertsma ... Hotbox ... Bayguard ... Godfather ... Gum art ... Arranged prom.</itunes:summary>
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            <title>Episode 84: Retired Clippers Jerseys</title>
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            <author>Joe Donatelli, Mike Costantini, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</author>
            <description>Special guest John Kyle Grady ... Retired Clippers jerseys ... Game show circuit ... AIDS this baby.</description>
            <pubDate>Wed, 03 Jun 2009 22:06:06 +0100</pubDate>
            <itunes:duration>86:13</itunes:duration>
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            <itunes:keywords>john kyle grady, joe donatelli, mike costantini, carlos jaime, sean kearney, the second column podcast, comedy, ucb, upright citizens brigade, improv olympic, io, sex, porn, relationships, sports, music, pop culture, social commentary, kids in the hall, f</itunes:keywords>
            <itunes:subtitle>Special guest John Kyle Grady ... Retired Clippers jerseys ... Game show circuit ... AIDS this baby.</itunes:subtitle>
            <itunes:summary>Special guest John Kyle Grady ... Retired Clippers jerseys ... Game show circuit ... AIDS this baby.</itunes:summary>
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            <title>Episode 83: Sojurita</title>
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            <author>Joe Donatelli, Mike Costantini, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</author>
            <description>Special guest Jamie Flam ... Lunchboxing ... Sojurita ... GangCoon ... Sit down pee ... Los in prison. </description>
            <pubDate>Wed, 27 May 2009 19:05:02 +0100</pubDate>
            <itunes:duration>77:35</itunes:duration>
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            <itunes:subtitle>Special guest Jamie Flam ... Lunchboxing ... Sojurita ... GangCoon ... Sit down pee ... Los in prison.</itunes:subtitle>
            <itunes:summary>Special guest Jamie Flam ... Lunchboxing ... Sojurita ... GangCoon ... Sit down pee ... Los in prison. </itunes:summary>
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            <title>Episode 82: Graduation</title>
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            <author>Joe Donatelli, Mike Costantini, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</author>
            <description>Special guest Kevin Ford ... pdrm.org ... Beauty revealed ... Hitler Lollipop ... Is Mike listening ... Graduation.</description>
            <pubDate>Thu, 21 May 2009 19:05:38 +0100</pubDate>
            <itunes:duration>82:41</itunes:duration>
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            <itunes:subtitle>Special guest Kevin Ford ... pdrm.org ... Beauty revealed ... Hitler Lollipop ... Is Mike listening ... Graduation.</itunes:subtitle>
            <itunes:summary>Special guest Kevin Ford ... pdrm.org ... Beauty revealed ... Hitler Lollipop ... Is Mike listening ... Graduation.</itunes:summary>
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            <title>Episode 81: Why Women Dig Men With Scars</title>
            <link>http://herostyle.com/herostyle/index.php?option=com_content&amp;task=view&amp;id=98&amp;Itemid=2</link>
            <author>Joe Donatelli, Mike Costantini, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</author>
            <description>Special guest Heather Thomson ... Protesting Lane Bryant ... Addicted to porn ... Declaring war on Bob and Sherri ... Petros.</description>
            <pubDate>Sat, 02 May 2009 07:00:00 +0100</pubDate>
            <itunes:duration>91:37</itunes:duration>
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            <itunes:keywords>heather thompson, joe donatelli, mike costantini, carlos jaime, upright citizens brigade, comedy, the second column podcast, fun, sex, relationships, sports, politics, music</itunes:keywords>
            <itunes:subtitle>Special guest Heather Thompson ... Protesting Lane Bryant ... Addicted to porn ... Declaring war on Bob and Sherri ... Petros.</itunes:subtitle>
            <itunes:summary>Special guest Heather Thomson ... Protesting Lane Bryant ... Addicted to porn ... Declaring war on Bob and Sherri ... Petros.</itunes:summary>
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            <title>Episode 80: Love Thy Neighbor But Screw With The Lights Out</title>
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            <author>Joe Donatelli, Mike Costantini, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</author>
            <description>Special guests Tom and Dan Donatelli ... Of Gods And Stone ... Masturbatory dilemma ... Sudden Broom Shock ... Mike finally tells a joke.</description>
            <pubDate>Sat, 25 Apr 2009 07:00:00 +0100</pubDate>
            <itunes:duration>84:07</itunes:duration>
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            <itunes:keywords>joe donatelli, mike costantini, carlos jaime, sean kearney, the second column podcast, upright citizens brigade, comedy, fun, sports, sex, relationships, politics, social commentary</itunes:keywords>
            <itunes:subtitle>Special guests Tom and Dan Donatelli ... Of Gods And Stone ... Masturbatory dilemma ... Sudden Broom Shock ... Mike finally tells a joke.</itunes:subtitle>
            <itunes:summary>Special guests Tom and Dan Donatelli ... Of Gods And Stone ... Masturbatory dilemma ... Sudden Broom Shock ... Mike finally tells a joke.</itunes:summary>
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            <title>Episode 79: What Do Women Want? A Ninja Turtle</title>
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            <author>Joe Donatelli, Mike Costantini, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</author>
            <description>Special guests Phil Ranta and Doug Driesel Jr. ... High fiving the homeless ... ALF tears down the Berlin Wall ... Pleasures of the cartoon flesh. </description>
            <pubDate>Sun, 19 Apr 2009 07:00:00 +0100</pubDate>
            <itunes:duration>92:08</itunes:duration>
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            <itunes:keywords>the second column podcast, joe donatelli, mike costantini, sean kearney, carlos jaime, phil ranta, doug driesel jr, comedy, upright citizens brigade, sports, politics, relationships, sex, fun</itunes:keywords>
            <itunes:subtitle>Special guests Phil Ranta and Doug Driesel Jr. ... High fiving the homeless ... ALF tears down the Berlin Wall ... Pleasures of the cartoon flesh.</itunes:subtitle>
            <itunes:summary>Special guests Phil Ranta and Doug Driesel Jr. ... High fiving the homeless ... ALF tears down the Berlin Wall ... Pleasures of the cartoon flesh. </itunes:summary>
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            <title>Episode 78: Flipping A Boyfriend</title>
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            <author>Joe Donatelli, Mike Costantini, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</author>
            <description>Special guest Jen Jones ... The LosCast ... European Vacation ... Match.com etiquette.</description>
            <pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2009 15:04:31 +0100</pubDate>
            <itunes:duration>73:37</itunes:duration>
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            <itunes:subtitle>Special guest Jen Jones ... The LosCast ... European Vacation ... Match.com etiquette.</itunes:subtitle>
            <itunes:summary>Special guest Jen Jones ... The LosCast ... European Vacation ... Match.com etiquette.</itunes:summary>
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            <title>Episode 77: Bromance</title>
            <link>http://herostyle.com/herostyle/index.php?option=com_content&amp;task=view&amp;id=94&amp;Itemid=2</link>
            <author>Joe Donatelli, Mike Costantini, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</author>
            <description>Special guest Ed Galvez ... One hundred dollar cheeseburger ... Indian Gift House ... If it bleeds ... The Real Ed Galvez.</description>
            <pubDate>Sat, 04 Apr 2009 15:04:32 +0100</pubDate>
            <itunes:duration>74:22</itunes:duration>
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            <itunes:keywords>ed galvez, joe donatelli, carlos jaime, sean kearney, the second column, comedy, upright citizens brigade, social commentary, politics, sports, sex, fun, music, food, movies</itunes:keywords>
            <itunes:subtitle>Special guest Ed Galvez ... One hundred dollar cheeseburger ... Indian Gift House ... If it bleeds ... The Real Ed Galvez.</itunes:subtitle>
            <itunes:summary>Special guest Ed Galvez ... One hundred dollar cheeseburger ... Indian Gift House ... If it bleeds ... The Real Ed Galvez.</itunes:summary>
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            <title>Episode 76: Heavy Mayo</title>
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            <author>Joe Donatelli, Mike Costantini, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</author>
            <description>Special guest Jen Kirkman ... Chewy Lately ... Little girl on the plane ... Starbucks board game ... Bathroom bonding ... Zest for life. </description>
            <pubDate>Mon, 30 Mar 2009 09:03:24 +0100</pubDate>
            <itunes:duration>93:13</itunes:duration>
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            <itunes:keywords>jen kirkman, joe donatelli, mike costantini, carlos jaime, sean kearney, the second column, comedy, humor, special interest, politics, science, sex, porn, sports, movies, hero style, flying, fear of flying, new york, joedonatelli.com, herostyle.com</itunes:keywords>
            <itunes:subtitle>Special guest Jen Kirkman ... Chewy Lately ... Little girl on the plane ... Starbucks board game ... Bathroom bonding ... Zest for life. </itunes:subtitle>
            <itunes:summary>Special guest Jen Kirkman ... Chewy Lately ... Little girl on the plane ... Starbucks board game ... Bathroom bonding ... Zest for life. </itunes:summary>
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            <title>Episode 75: Exploring An Alternative Career In Nursing</title>
            <link>http://herostyle.com/herostyle/index.php?option=com_content&amp;task=view&amp;id=92&amp;Itemid=2</link>
            <author>Joe Donatelli, Mike Costantini, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</author>
            <description>Special guest Chris Mosier ... Breast implant warning ... Kill the ball boy ... Mafia dog ... DLR EMT.</description>
            <pubDate>Thu, 19 Mar 2009 22:03:16 +0100</pubDate>
            <itunes:duration>87:41</itunes:duration>
            <itunes:explicit />
            <itunes:keywords>joe donatelli, mike costantini, carlos jaime, sean kearney, chris mosier, the great adventure, ucb, upright citizens brigade, comedy, social commentary, porn, sex, religion, fun, movies, music, the wire, the shield, the second column, joedonatelli.com, he</itunes:keywords>
            <itunes:subtitle>Special guest Chris Mosier ... Breast implant warning ... Kill the ball boy ... Mafia dog ... DLR EMT.</itunes:subtitle>
            <itunes:summary>Special guest Chris Mosier ... Breast implant warning ... Kill the ball boy ... Mafia dog ... DLR EMT.</itunes:summary>
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            <title>Episode 74: Return Of Mondaiji</title>
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            <author>Joe Donatelli, Mike Costantini, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</author>
            <description>Special guest Dave Pavlina ... The wedding party ... Golden Balls ... Secret wedding booze ... Nixon Mike ... Maximum hard drive.</description>
            <pubDate>Mon, 16 Mar 2009 06:03:38 +0100</pubDate>
            <itunes:duration>93:02</itunes:duration>
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            <itunes:subtitle>Special guest Dave Pavlina ... The wedding party ... Golden Balls ... Secret wedding booze ... Nixon Mike ... Maximum hard drive.</itunes:subtitle>
            <itunes:summary>Special guest Dave Pavlina ... The wedding party ... Golden Balls ... Secret wedding booze ... Nixon Mike ... Maximum hard drive.</itunes:summary>
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            <title>Episode 73: The Watchmen</title>
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            <author>Joe Donatelli, Mike Costantini, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</author>
            <description>Special guest Kevin Ford ... A walk-on by David Pavlina ... Kevin gropes another woman ... Discussing The Watchmen.</description>
            <pubDate>Mon, 09 Mar 2009 08:03:42 +0100</pubDate>
            <itunes:duration>79:55</itunes:duration>
            <itunes:explicit />
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            <itunes:subtitle>Special guest Kevin Ford ... A walk-on by David Pavlina ... Kevin gropes another woman ... Discussing The Watchmen.</itunes:subtitle>
            <itunes:summary>Special guest Kevin Ford ... A walk-on by David Pavlina ... Kevin gropes another woman ... Discussing The Watchmen.</itunes:summary>
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            <title>Episode 72: Constipated Thinking</title>
            <link>http://herostyle.com/herostyle/index.php?option=com_content&amp;task=view&amp;id=89&amp;Itemid=2</link>
            <author>Joe Donatelli, Mike Costantini, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</author>
            <description>Special guest Alex Mesrobian ... Hot air balloon detective ... King Taco College ... Fat girls should carry their own weight. </description>
            <pubDate>Mon, 02 Mar 2009 05:03:41 +0100</pubDate>
            <itunes:duration>78:07</itunes:duration>
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            <itunes:subtitle>Special guest Alex Mesrobian ... Hot air balloon detective ... King Taco College ... Fat girls should carry their own weight. </itunes:subtitle>
            <itunes:summary>Special guest Alex Mesrobian ... Hot air balloon detective ... King Taco College ... Fat girls should carry their own weight. </itunes:summary>
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            <enclosure url="http://herostyle.com/herostyle/podcast/drsarnohealedmybackpain.mp3" length="38489528" type="audio/mpeg" />
            <title>Episode 71: Dr. Sarno Healed My Back Pain</title>
            <link>http://herostyle.com/herostyle/index.php?option=com_content&amp;task=view&amp;id=88&amp;Itemid=2</link>
            <author>Joe Donatelli, Mike Costantini, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</author>
            <description>Special guest Jeff Sloniker ... Making change ... Doubting Joe ... The morning zoo ... The Bronx Bomb bombs.</description>
            <pubDate>Sun, 22 Feb 2009 16:02:03 +0100</pubDate>
            <itunes:duration>64:06</itunes:duration>
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            <itunes:keywords>jeff sloniker, joe donatelli, mike costantini, sean kearney, carlos jaime, the second column, hero style, ucb, upright citizens brigade, comedy, social commentary, health, politics, porn, sex, philosophy, joedonatelli.com, herostyle.com</itunes:keywords>
            <itunes:subtitle>Special guest Jeff Sloniker ... Making change ... Doubting Joe ... The morning zoo ... The Bronx Bomb bombs.</itunes:subtitle>
            <itunes:summary>Special guest Jeff Sloniker ... Making change ... Doubting Joe ... The morning zoo ... The Bronx Bomb bombs.</itunes:summary>
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            <enclosure url="http://herostyle.com/herostyle/podcast/tenwaysthatwomencanblowafirstdate.mp3" length="47708048" type="audio/mpeg" />
            <title>Episode 70: Ten Ways That Women Can Blow A First Date</title>
            <link>http://herostyle.com/herostyle/index.php?option=com_content&amp;task=view&amp;id=87&amp;Itemid=2</link>
            <author>Joe Donatelli, Mike Costantini, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</author>
            <description>Special guest Shorty Brown ... Gordo the fire dancer ... Naked statue diving ... How to end a great date. </description>
            <pubDate>Sun, 15 Feb 2009 20:02:07 +0100</pubDate>
            <itunes:duration>79:30</itunes:duration>
            <itunes:explicit />
            <itunes:keywords>shorty brown, mtv, australia, joe donatelli, mike costantini, carlos jaime, sean kearney, sex, porn, freedom, relationships, social commentary, drinking, sports, politics, fire dancing, the second column podcast, comedy, ucb, upright citizens brigade, her</itunes:keywords>
            <itunes:subtitle>Special guest Shorty Brown ... Gordo the fire dancer ... Naked statue diving ... How to end a great date.</itunes:subtitle>
            <itunes:summary>Special guest Shorty Brown ... Gordo the fire dancer ... Naked statue diving ... How to end a great date. </itunes:summary>
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            <title>Episode 69: Go Get Her</title>
            <link>http://herostyle.com/herostyle/index.php?option=com_content&amp;task=view&amp;id=86&amp;Itemid=2</link>
            <author>Joe Donatelli, Mike Costantini, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</author>
            <description>Special guest Bill Johnson ... Breaking the color barrier ... Mike butchers the perfect segue ... Movie version of Go Get Her.</description>
            <pubDate>Sun, 08 Feb 2009 19:02:11 +0100</pubDate>
            <itunes:duration>56:40</itunes:duration>
            <itunes:explicit />
            <itunes:keywords>the second column, joe donatelli, mike costantini, carlos jaime, sean kearney, upright citizens brigade, ucb, bill johnson, romance, love, valentines day, relationships, sex porn, social commentary, hero style</itunes:keywords>
            <itunes:subtitle>Special guest Bill Johnson ... Breaking the color barrier ... Mike butchers the perfect segue ... Movie version of Go Get Her.</itunes:subtitle>
            <itunes:summary>Special guest Bill Johnson ... Breaking the color barrier ... Mike butchers the perfect segue ... Movie version of Go Get Her.</itunes:summary>
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            <title>Episode 68: Jury Duty</title>
            <link>http://herostyle.com/herostyle/index.php?option=com_content&amp;task=view&amp;id=85&amp;Itemid=2</link>
            <author>Joe Donatelli, Mike Costantini, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</author>
            <description>Special guest Marc Thomas ... Marc goes to the dentist ... Bus detective ... One way to tell your life did not turn out the way you wanted.</description>
            <pubDate>Sun, 01 Feb 2009 21:02:49 +0100</pubDate>
            <itunes:duration>65:08</itunes:duration>
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            <itunes:keywords>the second column, comedy, joe donatelli, mike costantini, carlos jaime, sean kearney, marc thomas, madras, music, upright citizens brigade, social commentary, sex, porn, love, relationships, politics, history, fun, entertainment</itunes:keywords>
            <itunes:subtitle>Special guest Marc Thomas ... Marc goes to the dentist ... Bus detective ... One way to tell your life did not turn out the way you wanted.</itunes:subtitle>
            <itunes:summary>Special guest Marc Thomas ... Marc goes to the dentist ... Bus detective ... One way to tell your life did not turn out the way you wanted.</itunes:summary>
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            <enclosure url="http://herostyle.com/herostyle/podcast/howialmostchokedtodeathonsaladdressing.mp3" length="43924808" type="audio/mpeg" />
            <title>Episode 67: How I Almost Choked To Death On Salad Dressing</title>
            <link>http://herostyle.com/herostyle/index.php?option=com_content&amp;task=view&amp;id=83&amp;Itemid=2</link>
            <author>Joe Donatelli, Mike Costantini, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</author>
            <description>Special guest Alysia Wood ... The not-a-date date ... Los kills another bathroom ... Mike saves Joe.</description>
            <pubDate>Fri, 23 Jan 2009 08:00:00 +0100</pubDate>
            <itunes:duration>73:12</itunes:duration>
            <itunes:explicit />
            <itunes:keywords>joe donatelli, mike costantini, sean kearney, carlos jaime, alysia wood, the second column, hero style, love, sex, porn, relationships, social commentary, comedy, politcs, music, movies stand up comedy, upright citizens brigade, io</itunes:keywords>
            <itunes:subtitle>Special guest Alysia Wood ... The not-a-date date ... Los kills another bathroom ... Mike saves Joe.</itunes:subtitle>
            <itunes:summary>Special guest Alysia Wood ... The not-a-date date ... Los kills another bathroom ... Mike saves Joe.</itunes:summary>
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            <enclosure url="http://herostyle.com/herostyle/podcast/howtonamedropsuccessfully.mp3" length="36197768" type="audio/mpeg" />
            <title>Episode 66: How To Name Drop Successfully</title>
            <link>http://herostyle.com/herostyle/index.php?option=com_content&amp;task=view&amp;id=81&amp;Itemid=2</link>
            <author>Joe Donatelli, Mike Costantini, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</author>
            <description>Special guests Dan Donatelli and Ed Galvez ... Glad to be back ... Bronx Bombers ... This guy sucks ... Han Solo hates birthdays.</description>
            <pubDate>Mon, 19 Jan 2009 06:01:14 +0100</pubDate>
            <itunes:duration>60:19</itunes:duration>
            <itunes:explicit />
            <itunes:keywords>comedy, joe donatelli, mike costantini, carlos jaime, sean kearney, ed galvez, dan donatelli, sex, porn, relationships, human behavior, sports, movies, film, music, laughs, ucb, upright citizens brigade, hero style, joedonatelli.com, herostyle.com, the se</itunes:keywords>
            <itunes:subtitle>Special guests Dan Donatelli and Ed Galvez ... Glad to be back ... Bronx Bombers ... This guy sucks ... Han Solo hates birthdays.</itunes:subtitle>
            <itunes:summary>Special guests Dan Donatelli and Ed Galvez ... Glad to be back ... Bronx Bombers ... This guy sucks ... Han Solo hates birthdays.</itunes:summary>
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            <enclosure url="http://herostyle.com/herostyle/podcast/whatilikedaboutoutliers.mp3" length="39280808" type="audio/mpeg" />
            <title>Episode 65: What I Like About Outliers</title>
            <link>http://herostyle.com/herostyle/index.php?option=com_content&amp;task=view&amp;id=80&amp;Itemid=2</link>
            <author>Joe Donatelli, Mike Costantini, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</author>
            <description>Special guest Sean Conroy ... Wack energy ... Ze last roll ... Scrolls cause grippe ... Punched three times... Island hopping with mom. </description>
            <pubDate>Sun, 11 Jan 2009 19:01:10 +0100</pubDate>
            <itunes:duration>65:17</itunes:duration>
            <itunes:explicit />
            <itunes:keywords>sean conroy, the swarm, asssscat, upright citizens brigade, the second column, joe donatelli, mike costantini, sean kearney, carlos jaime, comedy, social commentary, sex, porn, relationships, human behavior, planes, transportation, hero style, joedonatell</itunes:keywords>
            <itunes:subtitle> Special guest Sean Conroy ... Wack energy ... Ze last roll ... Scrolls cause grippe ... Punched three times... Island hopping with mom. </itunes:subtitle>
            <itunes:summary>Special guest Sean Conroy ... Wack energy ... Ze last roll ... Scrolls cause grippe ... Punched three times... Island hopping with mom. </itunes:summary>
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            <enclosure url="http://herostyle.com/herostyle/podcast/malcolmgladwelliswrong.mp3" length="45144488" type="audio/mpeg" />
            <title>Episode 64: Malcolm Gladwell Is Wrong</title>
            <link>http://herostyle.com/herostyle/index.php?option=com_content&amp;task=view&amp;id=79&amp;Itemid=2</link>
            <author>Joe Donatelli, Mike Costantini, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</author>
            <description>Special guests Kevin Ford and Randi Oerlemans ... Agent Bear theme ... The sound of Sean panicking ... A three-way with Kevin.</description>
            <pubDate>Mon, 05 Jan 2009 00:01:51 +0100</pubDate>
            <itunes:duration>75:14</itunes:duration>
            <itunes:explicit />
            <itunes:keywords>the second column, comedy, joe donatelli, mike costantini, carlos jaime, sean kearney, kevin ford, relationships, sex, porn, social commentary, joedonatelli.com, malcolm gladwell</itunes:keywords>
            <itunes:subtitle>Special guests Kevin Ford and Randi Oerlemans ... Agent Bear theme ... The sound of Sean panicking ... A three-way with Kevin.</itunes:subtitle>
            <itunes:summary>Special guests Kevin Ford and Randi Oerlemans ... Agent Bear theme ... The sound of Sean panicking ... A three-way with Kevin.</itunes:summary>
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            <enclosure url="http://herostyle.com/herostyle/podcast/progressregressionandthehappyending.mp3" length="44104088" type="audio/mpeg" />
            <title>Episode 63: Progress And Regression At The Happy Ending</title>
            <link>http://herostyle.com/herostyle/index.php?option=com_content&amp;task=view&amp;id=78&amp;Itemid=2</link>
            <author>Joe Donatelli, Mike Costantini, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</author>
            <description>Special guests Ed Galvez and Doug Driesel Jr. ... Los says wow ... Some ride cooch ... Tracy trailer ... Dan Luperini plays Try and Live.</description>
            <pubDate>Mon, 22 Dec 2008 00:12:39 +0100</pubDate>
            <itunes:duration>73:30</itunes:duration>
            <itunes:explicit />
            <itunes:keywords>christmas, the second column, comedy, ed galvez, joe donatelli, mike costantini, carlos jaime, sean kearney, bars, drinking, porn, sex, social commentary, politics, history, science, technology</itunes:keywords>
            <itunes:subtitle>Special guests Ed Galvez and Doug Driesel Jr. ... Los says wow ... Some ride cooch ... Tracy trailer ... Dan Luperini plays Try and Live.</itunes:subtitle>
            <itunes:summary>Special guests Ed Galvez and Doug Driesel Jr. ... Los says wow ... Some ride cooch ... Tracy trailer ... Dan Luperini plays Try and Live.</itunes:summary>
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            <enclosure url="http://herostyle.com/herostyle/podcast/ifhappinessiscontagiousthenhowdoicatchit.mp3" length="41847248" type="audio/mpeg" />
            <title>Episode 62: If Happiness Is Contagious Then How Do I Catch It</title>
            <link>http://herostyle.com/herostyle/index.php?option=com_content&amp;task=view&amp;id=77&amp;Itemid=2</link>
            <author>Joe Donatelli, Mike Costantini, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</author>
            <description>Special guest Chris Mosier ... Los kills a bathroom ... Crazy city council ... sexually transmitted talent ... New Year kisses.</description>
            <pubDate>Sun, 14 Dec 2008 20:12:48 +0100</pubDate>
            <itunes:duration>69:44</itunes:duration>
            <itunes:explicit />
            <itunes:keywords>hero style, the second column, joe donatelli, mike costantini, carlos jaime, sean kearney, chirs mosier, ucb, upright citizens brigade, comedy, social commentary, politics, sex, porn, howard stern, joedonatelli.com, herostyle.com</itunes:keywords>
            <itunes:subtitle>Special guest Chris Mosier ... Los kills a bathroom ... Crazy city council ... sexually transmitted talent ... New Year kisses.</itunes:subtitle>
            <itunes:summary>Special guest Chris Mosier ... Los kills a bathroom ... Crazy city council ... sexually transmitted talent ... New Year kisses.</itunes:summary>
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            <enclosure url="http://herostyle.com/herostyle/podcast/christmascarcommercials.mp3" length="40501568" type="audio/mpeg" />
            <title>Episode 61: Christmas Car Commercials</title>
            <link>http://herostyle.com/herostyle/index.php?option=com_content&amp;task=view&amp;id=76&amp;Itemid=2</link>
            <author>Joe Donatelli, Mike Costantini, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</author>
            <description>Guest host Dan Donatelli ... LMU Library ... BMW Anal series ... This is the worst Christmas ever ... Whelming.</description>
            <pubDate>Sun, 07 Dec 2008 20:12:56 +0100</pubDate>
            <itunes:duration>67:30</itunes:duration>
            <itunes:explicit />
            <itunes:keywords>the second column, hero style, cars, sex, porn, relationships, social commentary, politics, religion, advertising, music, comedy</itunes:keywords>
            <itunes:subtitle>Guest host Dan Donatelli ... LMU Library ... BMW Anal series ... This is the worst Christmas ever ... Whelming.</itunes:subtitle>
            <itunes:summary>Guest host Dan Donatelli ... LMU Library ... BMW Anal series ... This is the worst Christmas ever ... Whelming.</itunes:summary>
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            <enclosure url="http://herostyle.com/herostyle/podcast/myadditiontothemysterymethod.mp3" length="45440048" type="audio/mpeg" />
            <title>Episode 60: My Addition To The Mystery Method</title>
            <link>http://herostyle.com/herostyle/index.php?option=com_content&amp;task=view&amp;id=75&amp;Itemid=2</link>
            <author>Joe Donatelli, Mike Costantini, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</author>
            <description>Special guest John Kyle Grady ... Most awkward podcast ever ... Slap Cash ... Oh my God we had sex.</description>
            <pubDate>Sun, 30 Nov 2008 19:11:46 +0100</pubDate>
            <itunes:duration>75:43</itunes:duration>
            <itunes:explicit />
            <itunes:keywords>the second column, comedy, social commentary, sex, porn, ucb, mike costantini, joe donatelli, sean kearney, carlos jaime, john kyle grady, hero style, politics, entertainment, movies, gameshows, slap cash, dating, joedonatelli.com, herostyle.com</itunes:keywords>
            <itunes:subtitle>Special guest John Kyle Grady ... Most awkward podcast ever ... Slap Cash ... Oh my God we had sex.</itunes:subtitle>
            <itunes:summary>Special guest John Kyle Grady ... Most awkward podcast ever ... Slap Cash ... Oh my God we had sex.</itunes:summary>
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            <enclosure url="http://herostyle.com/herostyle/podcast/kanyewesthatessmartpeople.mp3" length="48552248" type="audio/mpeg" />
            <title>Episode 59: Kanye West Hates Smart People</title>
            <link>http://herostyle.com/herostyle/index.php?option=com_content&amp;task=view&amp;id=74&amp;Itemid=2</link>
            <author>Joe Donatelli, Mike Costantini, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</author>
            <description>Special guest Neva Reese ... Los from the Coast ... Better than Mosier ... Celebrity death disease.</description>
            <pubDate>Sun, 23 Nov 2008 21:11:23 +0100</pubDate>
            <itunes:duration>80:55</itunes:duration>
            <itunes:explicit />
            <itunes:keywords>joe donatelli, mike costantini, carlos jaime, sean kearney, neva reese, pangea, hero style, ucb, comedy, social commentary, the second column, politics, love, sex, relationships, kanye west, music, movies, joedonatelli.com, herostyle.com</itunes:keywords>
            <itunes:subtitle>Special guest Neva Reese ... Los from the Coast ... Better than Mosier ... Celebrity death disease.</itunes:subtitle>
            <itunes:summary>Special guest Neva Reese ... Los from the Coast ... Better than Mosier ... Celebrity death disease.</itunes:summary>
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            <enclosure url="http://herostyle.com/herostyle/podcast/liesitell.mp3" length="36471728" type="audio/mpeg" />
            <title>Episode 58: Lies I Tell</title>
            <link>http://herostyle.com/herostyle/index.php?option=com_content&amp;task=view&amp;id=73&amp;Itemid=2</link>
            <author>Joe Donatelli, Mike Costantini, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</author>
            <description>Special guest Amy Rhodes ... Ten days of sex ... Time to talk about Sean ... Epic fail.</description>
            <pubDate>Sun, 16 Nov 2008 17:11:42 +0100</pubDate>
            <itunes:duration>60:47</itunes:duration>
            <itunes:explicit />
            <itunes:keywords>the second column, joe donatelli, mike costantini, sean kearney, carlos jaime, amy rhodes, ucb, upright citizens brigade, sex, porn, relationships, social commentary, history, politics, sports, joedonatelli.com, herostyle.com, hero style, comedy</itunes:keywords>
            <itunes:subtitle>Special guest Amy Rhodes ... Ten days of sex ... Time to talk about Sean ... Epic fail.</itunes:subtitle>
            <itunes:summary>Special guest Amy Rhodes ... Ten days of sex ... Time to talk about Sean ... Epic fail.</itunes:summary>
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            <enclosure url="http://herostyle.com/herostyle/podcast/afterthoughtsofthe2008election.mp3" length="38986688" type="audio/mpeg" />
            <title>Episode 57 Final Thoughts On The 2008 Presidential Election</title>
            <link>http://herostyle.com/herostyle/index.php?option=com_content&amp;task=view&amp;id=72&amp;Itemid=2</link>
            <author>Joe Donatelli, Mike Costantini, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</author>
            <description>Special guest Phil Ranta ... Bob Dole escapes ... Mary Poppins winks at little birds ... Railing Bitches.</description>
            <pubDate>Sun, 09 Nov 2008 17:11:17 +0100</pubDate>
            <itunes:duration>64:58</itunes:duration>
            <itunes:explicit />
            <itunes:keywords>phil ranta, mike costantini, joe donatelli, carlos jaime, sean kearney, comedy, the second column podcast, the second column, social commentary, politics, election 2008, porn, sex, love, relationships, history, hobbies, films, movies, train enthusiasts, g</itunes:keywords>
            <itunes:subtitle>Special guest Phil Ranta ... Bob Dole escapes ... Mary Poppins winks at little birds ... Railing Bitches.</itunes:subtitle>
            <itunes:summary>Special guest Phil Ranta ... Bob Dole escapes ... Mary Poppins winks at little birds ... Railing Bitches.</itunes:summary>
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            <enclosure url="http://herostyle.com/herostyle/podcast/redmeansgo.mp3" length="40162448" type="audio/mpeg" />
            <title>Podcast 56: Red Means Go</title>
            <link>http://herostyle.com/herostyle/index.php?option=com_content&amp;task=view&amp;id=71&amp;Itemid=2</link>
            <author>Joe Donatelli, Mike Costantini, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</author>
            <description>Special guest Ilana Cohn ... Amazon keg ... Height of the boner ... Fish in the hot tub.</description>
            <pubDate>Sun, 02 Nov 2008 17:11:49 +0100</pubDate>
            <itunes:duration>66:56</itunes:duration>
            <itunes:explicit />
            <itunes:keywords>ilana cohn, joe donatelli, mike costantini, carlos jaime, sean kearney, liam sullivan, kelly, sex, porn, relationships, social commentary, politics, history, video games, gaming, comedy, the second column, hero style, herostyle.com, joedonatelli.com, love</itunes:keywords>
            <itunes:subtitle>Special guest Ilana Cohn ... Amazon keg ... Height of the boner ... Fish in the hot tub.</itunes:subtitle>
            <itunes:summary>Special guest Ilana Cohn ... Amazon keg ... Height of the boner ... Fish in the hot tub.</itunes:summary>
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            <enclosure url="http://herostyle.com/herostyle/podcast/whatifear.mp3" length="46067528" type="audio/mpeg" />
            <title>Podcast 55: What I Fear</title>
            <link>http://herostyle.com/herostyle/index.php?option=com_content&amp;task=view&amp;id=70&amp;Itemid=2</link>
            <author>Joe Donatelli, Mike Costantini, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</author>
            <description>Special guest Doug Driesel Jr. ... Joe comes face to face with a perfect killing machine ... Ghost pussy ... The real Constant Gardner.</description>
            <pubDate>Sat, 25 Oct 2008 20:10:28 +0100</pubDate>
            <itunes:duration>76:46</itunes:duration>
            <itunes:explicit />
            <itunes:keywords>doug driesel jr, joe donatelli, mike costantini, carlos jaime, sean kearney, the second column, hero style, halloween, sex, porn, movie reviews, horror movies, relationships, human behavior, social commentary, joedonatelli.com, herostyle.com, music, love,</itunes:keywords>
            <itunes:subtitle>Special guest Doug Driesel Jr. ... Joe comes face to face with a perfect killing machine ... Ghost pussy ... The real Constant Gardner.</itunes:subtitle>
            <itunes:summary>Special guest Doug Driesel Jr. ... Joe comes face to face with a perfect killing machine ... Ghost pussy ... The real Constant Gardner.</itunes:summary>
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            <enclosure url="http://herostyle.com/herostyle/podcast/vivalawah.mp3" length="39513728" type="audio/mpeg" />
            <title>Podcast 54: Viva La Wah</title>
            <link>http://herostyle.com/herostyle/index.php?option=com_content&amp;task=view&amp;id=69&amp;Itemid=2</link>
            <author>Joe Donatelli, Mike Costantini, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</author>
            <description>Special guest Jessica Glassberg ... Carlos Sutra ... Hot butler woman ... Those Old Timey Vertical Horizons Yeah. </description>
            <pubDate>Sun, 19 Oct 2008 15:10:04 +0100</pubDate>
            <itunes:duration>65:51</itunes:duration>
            <itunes:explicit />
            <itunes:keywords>joe donatelli, mike costantini, michael costantini, carlos jaime, sean kearney, jessica glassberg, comedy, humor, relationships, sex, porn, social commentary, hero style, movies, history, film, television, coldplay, the second column, herostyle.com, joedo</itunes:keywords>
            <itunes:subtitle>Special guest Jessica Glassberg ... Carlos Sutra ... Hot butler woman ... Those Old Timey Vertical Horizons Yeah.</itunes:subtitle>
            <itunes:summary>Special guest Jessica Glassberg ... Carlos Sutra ... Hot butler woman ... Those Old Timey Vertical Horizons Yeah. </itunes:summary>
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            <enclosure url="http://herostyle.com/herostyle/podcast/mailgoggles.mp3" length="35139728" type="audio/mpeg" />
            <title>Podcast 53: Mail Goggles</title>
            <link>http://herostyle.com/herostyle/index.php?option=com_content&amp;task=view&amp;id=68&amp;Itemid=2</link>
            <author>Joe Donatelli, Mike Costantini, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</author>
            <description>Special guest Chris Mosier ... Most eligible bachelor on the podcast ... Tim Burton esquire ... The Carlos Jaime Institute.</description>
            <pubDate>Sun, 12 Oct 2008 21:10:02 +0100</pubDate>
            <itunes:duration>58:33</itunes:duration>
            <itunes:explicit />
            <itunes:keywords>chris mosier, michael costantini, joe donatelli, carlos jaime, sean kearney, mike costantini, the second column, comedy, hero style, joedonatelli.com, herostyle.com, tim burton, love, sex, porn, marriage, relationships, social commentary, politics</itunes:keywords>
            <itunes:subtitle>Special guest Chris Mosier ... Most eligible bachelor on the podcast ... Tim Burton esquire ... The Carlos Jaime Institute.</itunes:subtitle>
            <itunes:summary>Special guest Chris Mosier ... Most eligible bachelor on the podcast ... Tim Burton esquire ... The Carlos Jaime Institute.</itunes:summary>
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            <enclosure url="http://herostyle.com/herostyle/podcast/thesaddestplacestodrink.mp3" length="50142008" type="audio/mpeg" />
            <title>The Saddest Places To Drink</title>
            <link>http://herostyle.com/herostyle/index.php?option=com_content&amp;task=view&amp;id=67&amp;Itemid=2</link>
            <author>Joe Donatelli, Mike Costantini, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</author>
            <description>Special guests Dan Donatelli and Kevin Ford and Ed Galvez ... Sierra Moist ... Drinking to Pibe ... Ed unplugs Kevin.</description>
            <pubDate>Sun, 05 Oct 2008 19:10:35 +0100</pubDate>
            <itunes:duration>83:34</itunes:duration>
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            <itunes:subtitle>Special guests Dan Donatelli and Kevin Ford and Ed Galvez ... Sierra Moist ... Drinking to Pibe ... Ed unplugs Kevin.</itunes:subtitle>
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            <title>Ramenzoni's Law</title>
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            <author>Joe Donatelli, Mike Costantini, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</author>
            <description>Special guest Tia Ayers ... Impressing Hitler ... Monkey experiments ... More monkey business.</description>
            <pubDate>Sun, 28 Sep 2008 22:09:20 +0100</pubDate>
            <itunes:duration>70:07</itunes:duration>
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            <itunes:subtitle>Special guest Tia Ayers ... Impressing Hitler ... Monkey experiments ... More monkey business.</itunes:subtitle>
            <itunes:summary>Special guest Tia Ayers ... Impressing Hitler ... Monkey experiments ... More monkey business.</itunes:summary>
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            <title>The 50th Podcast</title>
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            <author>Joe Donatelli, Mike Costantini, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</author>
            <description>Special guests Dan Donatelli and Ed Galvez ... Clip show ... Return of Robohost ... The long goodbye.</description>
            <pubDate>Sun, 21 Sep 2008 16:09:18 +0100</pubDate>
            <itunes:duration>84:59</itunes:duration>
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            <itunes:subtitle>Special guests Dan Donatelli and Ed Galvez ... Clip show ... Return of Robohost ... The long goodbye.</itunes:subtitle>
            <itunes:summary>Special guests Dan Donatelli and Ed Galvez ... Clip show ... Return of Robohost ... The long goodbye.</itunes:summary>
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            <title>In A World Gone...</title>
            <link>http://herostyle.com/herostyle/index.php?option=com_content&amp;task=view&amp;id=64&amp;Itemid=2</link>
            <author>Joe Donatelli, Mike Costantini, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</author>
            <description>Special Guest Mark Saul ... Mike goes to the bathroom ... Porn Ultimatum ... Gum job.</description>
            <pubDate>Sun, 14 Sep 2008 20:09:23 +0100</pubDate>
            <itunes:duration>63:17</itunes:duration>
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            <itunes:subtitle>Special Guest Mark Saul ... Mike goes to the bathroom ... Porn Ultimatum ... Gum job.</itunes:subtitle>
            <itunes:summary>Special Guest Mark Saul ... Mike goes to the bathroom ... Porn Ultimatum ... Gum job.</itunes:summary>
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            <title>Man Hugs</title>
            <link>http://herostyle.com/herostyle/index.php?option=com_content&amp;task=view&amp;id=63&amp;Itemid=2</link>
            <author>Joe Donatelli, Mike Costantini, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</author>
            <description>Special guest Alysia Wood ... One man BBQ ... Hugging Joe ... Try and fu**ing top that.</description>
            <pubDate>Sun, 07 Sep 2008 16:09:34 +0100</pubDate>
            <itunes:duration>58:16</itunes:duration>
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            <itunes:keywords>alysia wood, joe donatelle, mike costantini, carlos jaime, sean kearney, the second column, hero style, joedonatelli.com, herostyle.com, ucb, upright citizens brigade, comedy, sex, drugs, porn, social commentary, philosopgy, science, cooking, music</itunes:keywords>
            <itunes:subtitle>Special guest Alysia Wood ... One man BBQ ... Hugging Joe ... Try and fu**ing top that.</itunes:subtitle>
            <itunes:summary>Special guest Alysia Wood ... One man BBQ ... Hugging Joe ... Try and fu**ing top that.</itunes:summary>
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            <enclosure url="http://herostyle.com/herostyle/podcast/lowerthelegaldrinkingageto18orraisethebirthageto3.mp3" length="36346448" type="audio/mpeg" />
            <title>Lower The Legal Drinking Age To 18 Or Raise The Birth Age To 3</title>
            <link>http://herostyle.com/herostyle/index.php?option=com_content&amp;task=view&amp;id=62&amp;Itemid=2</link>
            <author>Joe Donatelli, Mike Costantini, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</author>
            <description>Special guest Asterios Kokkinos ... If you cannot remember it did not happen ... President Baby ... Fag badger.</description>
            <pubDate>Sun, 31 Aug 2008 18:08:57 +0100</pubDate>
            <itunes:duration>60:34</itunes:duration>
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            <itunes:keywords>herostyle.com, hero style, joe donatelli, joedonatelli.com, the second column, the second column podcast, mike costantini, carlos jaime, sean kearney, asterios kokkinos, upright citizens brigade, ucb, movies, film, comedy, social commentary, politics, sex</itunes:keywords>
            <itunes:subtitle>Special guest Asterios Kokkinos ... If you cannot remember it did not happen ... President Baby ... Fag badger.</itunes:subtitle>
            <itunes:summary>Special guest Asterios Kokkinos ... If you cannot remember it did not happen ... President Baby ... Fag badger.</itunes:summary>
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            <enclosure url="http://herostyle.com/herostyle/podcast/thoserisingutilitycostsmeansshelovesyou.mp3" length="31347128" type="audio/mpeg" />
            <title>Those Rising Utility Costs Means She Loves You</title>
            <link>http://herostyle.com/herostyle/index.php?option=com_content&amp;task=view&amp;id=61&amp;Itemid=2</link>
            <author>Joe Donatelli, Mike Costantini, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</author>
            <description>Special guests Jen Jones and Audra Potz ... Run that water ... Know what you are getting into ... Bathroom office.</description>
            <pubDate>Sun, 24 Aug 2008 23:08:27 +0100</pubDate>
            <itunes:duration>52:14</itunes:duration>
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            <itunes:keywords>joe donatelli, joedonatelli.com, the second column, mike costantini, carlos jaime, sean kearney, hero style herostyle.com, sex, porn, relationships, social commentary, habbits, comedy, humor, satire, sports, politics</itunes:keywords>
            <itunes:subtitle>Special guests Jen Jones and Audra Potz ... Run that water ... Know what you are getting into ... Bathroom office.</itunes:subtitle>
            <itunes:summary>Special guests Jen Jones and Audra Potz ... Run that water ... Know what you are getting into ... Bathroom office.</itunes:summary>
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            <enclosure url="http://herostyle.com/herostyle/podcast/imannflquarterbacknowwhat.mp3" length="37734608" type="audio/mpeg" />
            <title>Im An NFL Quarterback</title>
            <link>http://herostyle.com/herostyle/index.php?option=com_content&amp;task=view&amp;id=60&amp;Itemid=2</link>
            <author>Joe Donatelli, Mike Costantini, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</author>
            <description>Special guests Tom and Dan Donatelli ... McChewey ... Rolling Gardens Pharmaceuticals ... Sean uses the whole buffalo.</description>
            <pubDate>Sun, 17 Aug 2008 16:08:59 +0100</pubDate>
            <itunes:duration>62:53</itunes:duration>
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            <itunes:keywords>the second column, joe donatelli, joedonatelli.com, hero style, herostyle.com, mike costantini, carlos jaime, sean kearney, football, sports, sports talk, social commentary, comedy, entertainment news, sex, porn, relationships, ucb, upright citizens briga</itunes:keywords>
            <itunes:subtitle>Special guests Tom and Dan Donatelli ... McChewey ... Rolling Gardens Pharmaceuticals ... Sean uses the whole buffalo.</itunes:subtitle>
            <itunes:summary>Special guests Tom and Dan Donatelli ... McChewey ... Rolling Gardens Pharmaceuticals ... Sean uses the whole buffalo.</itunes:summary>
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            <title>Signs Of The Times</title>
            <link>http://herostyle.com/herostyle/index.php?option=com_content&amp;task=view&amp;id=59&amp;Itemid=2</link>
            <author>Joe Donatelli, Mike Costantini, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</author>
            <description>Special guest Kevin Ford ... My racist doctor said it was OK ... Rails and Ties ... Jesus Man comic book.</description>
            <pubDate>Sun, 10 Aug 2008 17:08:01 +0100</pubDate>
            <itunes:duration>66:59</itunes:duration>
            <itunes:explicit />
            <itunes:keywords>the second column, joe donatelli, joedonatelli.com, mike costantini, carlos jaime, sean kearney, kevin ford, the great adventure, hero style, herostyle.com, religion, social commentary, comedy, kevin bacon, racism, politics, comic books, movies, movie rev</itunes:keywords>
            <itunes:subtitle>Special guest Kevin Ford ... My racist doctor said it was OK ... Rails and Ties ... Jesus Man comic book.</itunes:subtitle>
            <itunes:summary>Special guest Kevin Ford ... My racist doctor said it was OK ... Rails and Ties ... Jesus Man comic book.</itunes:summary>
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            <enclosure url="http://herostyle.com/herostyle/podcast/nobodydatesinla.mp3" length="40532168" type="audio/mpeg" />
            <title>Nobody Dates In LA</title>
            <link>http://herostyle.com/herostyle/index.php?option=com_content&amp;task=view&amp;id=58&amp;Itemid=2</link>
            <author>Joe Donatelli, Mike Costantini, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</author>
            <description>Special guests Jen Jones and Audra Potz ... Peter Pan syndrome ... Too much stimulation ... Joe and Jen used to date.</description>
            <pubDate>Sun, 03 Aug 2008 19:08:44 +0100</pubDate>
            <itunes:duration>67:32</itunes:duration>
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            <itunes:keywords>the second column, joe donatelli, joedonatelli.com, mike costantini, carlos jaime, sean kearney, jen jones, audra potz, dating, relationships, sex, los angeles, comedy, science fantasy, ucb, upright citizens brigade, icn, social commentary, politics, pran</itunes:keywords>
            <itunes:subtitle>Special guests Jen Jones and Audra Potz ... Peter Pan syndrome ... Too much stimulation ... Joe and Jen used to date.</itunes:subtitle>
            <itunes:summary>Special guests Jen Jones and Audra Potz ... Peter Pan syndrome ... Too much stimulation ... Joe and Jen used to date.</itunes:summary>
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            <enclosure url="http://herostyle.com/herostyle/podcast/definitionofadouche.mp3" length="35483528" type="audio/mpeg" />
            <title>Definition Of A Douche</title>
            <link>http://herostyle.com/herostyle/index.php?option=com_content&amp;task=view&amp;id=57&amp;Itemid=2</link>
            <author>Joe Donatelli, Mike Costantini, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</author>
            <description>Special guest Kevin Ford ... Joe Torre in Van Helsing ... Funnyism... BJ Video.</description>
            <pubDate>Sun, 27 Jul 2008 16:07:42 +0100</pubDate>
            <itunes:duration>59:08</itunes:duration>
            <itunes:explicit />
            <itunes:keywords>the second column, joe donatelli, joedonatelli.com, hero style, herostyle.com, mike costantini, carlos jaime, sean kearney, kevin ford, the great adventure, comedy, railroading, model railroading, religion, politics, sports, medicine, science, social comm</itunes:keywords>
            <itunes:subtitle>Special guest Kevin Ford ... Joe Torre in Van Helsing ... Funnyism... BJ Video.</itunes:subtitle>
            <itunes:summary>Special guest Kevin Ford ... Joe Torre in Van Helsing ... Funnyism... BJ Video.</itunes:summary>
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            <enclosure url="http://herostyle.com/herostyle/podcast/gonnaloveyoujustalittlemore.mp3" length="36158528" type="audio/mpeg" />
            <title>I Am Gonna Love You Just A Little More Baby</title>
            <link>http://herostyle.com/herostyle/index.php?option=com_content&amp;task=view&amp;id=56&amp;Itemid=2</link>
            <author>Joe Donatelli, Mike Costantini, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</author>
            <description>Special guest John Kyle Grady ... West America ... Mike sucks on the phone ... The past future and present.</description>
            <pubDate>Sat, 19 Jul 2008 23:07:15 +0100</pubDate>
            <itunes:duration>60:15</itunes:duration>
            <itunes:explicit />
            <itunes:keywords>the second column, joe donatelli, joedonatelli.com, hero style, herostyle.com, mike costantini, carlos jaime, sean kearney, john kyle grady, phone sex, sex, porn, comedy, social commentary, gardening, dating, relationships, love, science, cowboys, old wes</itunes:keywords>
            <itunes:subtitle>Special guest John Kyle Grady ... West America ... Mike sucks on the phone ... The past future and present.</itunes:subtitle>
            <itunes:summary>Special guest John Kyle Grady ... West America ... Mike sucks on the phone ... The past future and present.</itunes:summary>
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            <enclosure url="http://herostyle.com/herostyle/podcast/manstate.mp3" length="30524168" type="audio/mpeg" />
            <title>Man State</title>
            <link>http://herostyle.com/herostyle/index.php?option=com_content&amp;task=view&amp;id=55&amp;Itemid=2</link>
            <author>Joe Donatelli, Mike Costantini, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</author>
            <description>Special guest Andrew Wantuck ... Fires do not exist ... Ten bucks off brain surgery ... Los does not need Belgium.</description>
            <pubDate>Sun, 13 Jul 2008 15:07:29 +0100</pubDate>
            <itunes:duration>50:52</itunes:duration>
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            <itunes:keywords>the second column, joe donatelli, joedonatelli.com, hero style, herostyle.com, mike costantini, carlos jaime, sean kearney, andrew wantuck, upright citizens brigade, ucb, ucbcomedy.com, comedy, social commentary, sex, porn, natural disasters, new hampshir</itunes:keywords>
            <itunes:subtitle>Special guest Andrew Wantuck ... Fires do not exist ... Ten bucks off brain surgery ... Los does not need Belgium.</itunes:subtitle>
            <itunes:summary>Special guest Andrew Wantuck ... Fires do not exist ... Ten bucks off brain surgery ... Los does not need Belgium.</itunes:summary>
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            <enclosure url="http://herostyle.com/herostyle/podcast/inappreciationofdivebars.mp3" length="35530328" type="audio/mpeg" />
            <title>In Appreciation Of Dive Bars</title>
            <link>http://herostyle.com/herostyle/index.php?option=com_content&amp;task=view&amp;id=54&amp;Itemid=2</link>
            <author>Joe Donatelli, Mike Costantini, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</author>
            <description>Special guest Jeff Sloniker ... Backdoor bar ... Gunty woman ... Fog machine.</description>
            <pubDate>Mon, 07 Jul 2008 03:07:15 +0100</pubDate>
            <itunes:duration>59:13</itunes:duration>
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            <itunes:keywords>the second column, joe donatelli, joedonatelli.com, carlos jaime, mike costantini, sean kearney, jeff sloniker, ucb, upright citizens brigade, hero style, herostyle.com, parties, sex, porn, relationships, social commentary, party pranks, bars, drinking, a</itunes:keywords>
            <itunes:subtitle>Special guest Jeff Sloniker ... Backdoor bar ... Gunty woman ... Fog machine.</itunes:subtitle>
            <itunes:summary>Special guest Jeff Sloniker ... Backdoor bar ... Gunty woman ... Fog machine.</itunes:summary>
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            <enclosure url="http://herostyle.com/herostyle/podcast/productplacementhasgonetoofar.mp3" length="35577128" type="audio/mpeg" />
            <title>Product Placement Has Gone Too Far</title>
            <link>http://herostyle.com/herostyle/index.php?option=com_content&amp;task=view&amp;id=53&amp;Itemid=2</link>
            <author>Joe Donatelli, Mike Costantini, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</author>
            <description>Special guest Kevin Ford ... Losing in the loser playoffs ... Dop off ... Eleven month calendar.</description>
            <pubDate>Sun, 29 Jun 2008 16:06:40 +0100</pubDate>
            <itunes:duration>59:17</itunes:duration>
            <itunes:explicit />
            <itunes:keywords>joe donatelli, joedonatelli.com, the second column, hero style, herostyle.com, mike costantini, carlos jaime, sean kearney, kevin ford, ucb, upright citizens brigade, sex, relationships, porn, comedy, social commentary, sports, trains, gardening, playboy,</itunes:keywords>
            <itunes:subtitle>Special guest Kevin Ford ... Losing in the loser playoffs ... Dop off ... Eleven month calendar.</itunes:subtitle>
            <itunes:summary>Special guest Kevin Ford ... Losing in the loser playoffs ... Dop off ... Eleven month calendar.</itunes:summary>
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            <enclosure url="http://herostyle.com/herostyle/podcast/solongnuppies.mp3" length="30128528" type="audio/mpeg" />
            <title>So Long Nuppies</title>
            <link>http://herostyle.com/herostyle/index.php?option=com_content&amp;task=view&amp;id=52&amp;Itemid=2</link>
            <author>Joe Donatelli, Mike Costantini, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</author>
            <description>Special guest Randi Oerlemans ... There is always hope ... Wishing for teleportation ... The Borient Express. </description>
            <pubDate>Sun, 22 Jun 2008 17:06:28 +0100</pubDate>
            <itunes:duration>50:12</itunes:duration>
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            <itunes:keywords>joe donatelli, joedonatelli.com, hero style, herostyle.com, mike costantini, carlos jaime, sean kearney, relationships, long distant relationships, sex, comedy, social commentary, politics, the second column, trains, gardening</itunes:keywords>
            <itunes:subtitle>Special guest Randi Oerlemans ... There is always hope ... Wishing for teleportation ... The Borient Express. </itunes:subtitle>
            <itunes:summary>Special guest Randi Oerlemans ... There is always hope ... Wishing for teleportation ... The Borient Express. </itunes:summary>
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            <enclosure url="http://herostyle.com/herostyle/podcast/inoppositiontotheopendoorpolicy.mp3" length="33192488" type="audio/mpeg" />
            <title>In Opposition to the Open Door Policy</title>
            <link>http://herostyle.com/herostyle/index.php?option=com_content&amp;task=view&amp;id=51&amp;Itemid=2</link>
            <author>Joe Donatelli, Mike Costantini, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</author>
            <description>Special guests Chris Mosier and Dan Donatelli ... Lemonade and ice tea ... A job interview with Patton ... The Joe Soap Opera.</description>
            <pubDate>Sun, 15 Jun 2008 18:06:57 +0100</pubDate>
            <itunes:duration>55:18</itunes:duration>
            <itunes:explicit />
            <itunes:keywords>joe donatelli, joedonatelli.com, the second column, mike costantini, carlos jaime, sean kearney, chris mosier, dan donatelli, upright citizens brigade, ucb, comedy, relationships, sex, porn, social commentary, popular, the theory of everything</itunes:keywords>
            <itunes:subtitle>Special guests Chris Mosier and Dan Donatelli ... Lemonade and ice tea ... A job interview with Patton ... The Joe Soap Opera.</itunes:subtitle>
            <itunes:summary>Special guests Chris Mosier and Dan Donatelli ... Lemonade and ice tea ... A job interview with Patton ... The Joe Soap Opera.</itunes:summary>
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            <enclosure url="http://herostyle.com/herostyle/podcast/howlongshouldyouwaittocall.mp3" length="31924928" type="audio/mpeg" />
            <title>How Long Should You Wait To Call</title>
            <link>http://herostyle.com/herostyle/index.php?option=com_content&amp;task=view&amp;id=50&amp;Itemid=2</link>
            <author>Joe Donatelli, Mike Costantini, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</author>
            <description>Special guest Lauren Ashley Bishop ... Sexual cheesing ... Den of attractive men ... Win a date with Carlos. </description>
            <pubDate>Sat, 07 Jun 2008 22:06:40 +0100</pubDate>
            <itunes:duration>53:12</itunes:duration>
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            <itunes:keywords>the second column, joe donatelli, joedonatelli.com, hero style, herostyle.com, mike costantini, carlos jaime, sean kearney, lauren ashley bishop, love, sex, relationships, social commentary, comedy, dating, theory</itunes:keywords>
            <itunes:subtitle>Special guest Lauren Ashley Bishop ... Sexual cheesing ... Den of attractive men ... Win a date with Carlos.</itunes:subtitle>
            <itunes:summary>Special guest Lauren Ashley Bishop ... Sexual cheesing ... Den of attractive men ... Win a date with Carlos. </itunes:summary>
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            <enclosure url="http://herostyle.com/herostyle/podcast/unitedstatesofmonkeyrobotoverlords.mp3" length="28471448" type="audio/mpeg" />
            <title>The United States Of Monkey Overlords</title>
            <link>http://herostyle.com/herostyle/index.php?option=com_content&amp;task=view&amp;id=49&amp;Itemid=2</link>
            <author>Joe Donatelli, Mike Costantini, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</author>
            <description>Special guest Doug Driesel Jr. ... Fan boy quiz ... The new Viagra ... Gently restrained.</description>
            <pubDate>Sun, 01 Jun 2008 16:06:03 +0100</pubDate>
            <itunes:duration>47:27</itunes:duration>
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            <itunes:keywords>the second column, joe donatelli, joedonatelli.com, mike costantini, carlos jaime, sean kearney, monkeys, comedy, sex, relationships, social commentary</itunes:keywords>
            <itunes:subtitle>Special guest Doug Driesel Jr. ... Fan boy quiz ... The new Viagra ... Gently restrained.</itunes:subtitle>
            <itunes:summary>Special guest Doug Driesel Jr. ... Fan boy quiz ... The new Viagra ... Gently restrained.</itunes:summary>
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            <enclosure url="http://herostyle.com/herostyle/podcast/thetruthisinthesilence.mp3" length="33819608" type="audio/mpeg" />
            <title>The Truth Is In The Silence</title>
            <link>http://herostyle.com/herostyle/index.php?option=com_content&amp;task=view&amp;id=48&amp;Itemid=2</link>
            <author>Joe Donatelli, Mike Costantini, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</author>
            <description>An apology from Dave ... Spanish is a language not a stereotype ... When girls burp ... Shoes.</description>
            <pubDate>Sat, 24 May 2008 23:05:21 +0100</pubDate>
            <itunes:duration>56:21</itunes:duration>
            <itunes:explicit />
            <itunes:keywords>joe donatelli, joedonatelli.com, mike costantini, carlos jaime, sean kearney, the second column, hero style, herostyle.com, comedy, relationships, social commentary, shoes, stereotypes, funny, upright citizens brigade</itunes:keywords>
            <itunes:subtitle>An apology from Dave ... Spanish is a language not a stereotype ... When girls burp ... Shoes.</itunes:subtitle>
            <itunes:summary>An apology from Dave ... Spanish is a language not a stereotype ... When girls burp ... Shoes.</itunes:summary>
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            <enclosure url="http://herostyle.com/herostyle/podcast/howtospotatoweringmediocrity.mp3" length="27464168" type="audio/mpeg" />
            <title>How To Tell If Someone Is A Towering Mediocrity</title>
            <link>http://herostyle.com/herostyle/index.php?option=com_content&amp;task=view&amp;id=47&amp;Itemid=2</link>
            <author>Joe Donatelli, Mike Costantini, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</author>
            <description>Special guest Phil Ranta ... Mike might not exist ... Torture ... RoboHost.</description>
            <pubDate>Sun, 18 May 2008 20:05:33 +0100</pubDate>
            <itunes:duration>45:46</itunes:duration>
            <itunes:explicit />
            <itunes:keywords>joe donatelli, joedonatelli.com, hero style, herostyle.com, mike costantini, carlos jaime, sean kearney, comedy, existence, social commentary, robots, upright citizens brigade, second city, phil ranta, darfur, vegetarian, meat, fun</itunes:keywords>
            <itunes:subtitle>Special guest Phil Ranta ... Mike might not exist ... Torture ... RoboHost.</itunes:subtitle>
            <itunes:summary>Special guest Phil Ranta ... Mike might not exist ... Torture ... RoboHost.</itunes:summary>
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            <title>Kids In The Hall</title>
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            <author>Joe Donatelli, Mike Costantini, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</author>
            <description>Marc and Olivia and Ed in the house ... Kids In The Hall show ... Return of Budweiser Clamato ... Mike honors his grandmother ... Sean apologizes.</description>
            <pubDate>Sun, 11 May 2008 17:05:18 +0100</pubDate>
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            <itunes:subtitle>Marc and Olivia and Ed in the house ... Kids In The Hall show ... Return of Budweiser Clamato ... Mike honors his grandmother ... Sean apologizes.</itunes:subtitle>
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            <title>Why Men Love Waitresses</title>
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            <author>Joe Donatelli, Mike Costantini, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</author>
            <description>Dude talk ... Taco loco ... Groundhog hooters ... Sean the dreamy waiter.</description>
            <pubDate>Sun, 04 May 2008 18:05:28 +0100</pubDate>
            <itunes:duration>48:45</itunes:duration>
            <itunes:keywords>the second column, joe donatelli, joedonatelli.com, mike costantini, carlos jaime, sean kearney, hero style, herostyle.com, waiters, waitresses, food, comedy, social commentary, service industry, customer service, love, relationships, sex, culture, crazy,</itunes:keywords>
            <itunes:subtitle>Dude talk ... Taco loco ... Groundhog hooters ... Sean the dreamy waiter.</itunes:subtitle>
            <itunes:summary>Dude talk ... Taco loco ... Groundhog hooters ... Sean the dreamy waiter.</itunes:summary>
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            <title>Can Money Buy Happiness</title>
            <link>http://herostyle.com/herostyle/index.php?option=com_content&amp;task=view&amp;id=44&amp;Itemid=2</link>
            <author>Joe Donatelli, Mike Costantini, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</author>
            <description>Special guest Chris Mosier ... Train brothel ... Girls dorm ... Artists are never satisfied.</description>
            <pubDate>Sun, 27 Apr 2008 18:04:54 +0100</pubDate>
            <itunes:duration>45:16</itunes:duration>
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            <itunes:keywords>joedonatelli.com, joe donatelli, the second column, mike costantini, carlos jaime, sean kearney, hero style, herostyle.com, chris mosier, upright citizens brigade, ucb, relationships, sex, love, comedy, social commentary</itunes:keywords>
            <itunes:subtitle>Special guest Chris Mosier ... Train brothel ... Girls dorm ... Artists are never satisfied.</itunes:subtitle>
            <itunes:summary>Special guest Chris Mosier ... Train brothel ... Girls dorm ... Artists are never satisfied.</itunes:summary>
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            <title>Lies Deception And Betrayal At Trader Joes</title>
            <link>http://herostyle.com/herostyle/index.php?option=com_content&amp;task=view&amp;id=43&amp;Itemid=2</link>
            <author>Joe Donatelli, Mike Costantini, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</author>
            <description>Special guest Ed Galvez ... Malcolm X Files ... Blue Lobster ... More cute than illegal.</description>
            <pubDate>Sun, 20 Apr 2008 22:04:53 +0100</pubDate>
            <itunes:duration>40:48</itunes:duration>
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            <itunes:keywords>the second column, joe donatelli, joe donatelli.com, ed galvez, mike costantini, sean kearney, carlos jaime, hero style, herostyle.com, social commentary, food, comedy, Malcolm X, funny</itunes:keywords>
            <itunes:subtitle>Special guest Ed Galvez ... Malcolm X Files ... Blue Lobster ... More cute than illegal.</itunes:subtitle>
            <itunes:summary>Special guest Ed Galvez ... Malcolm X Files ... Blue Lobster ... More cute than illegal.</itunes:summary>
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            <title>Speech</title>
            <link>http://herostyle.com/herostyle/index.php?option=com_content&amp;task=view&amp;id=42&amp;Itemid=2</link>
            <author>Joe Donatelli, Mike Costantini, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</author>
            <description>Special guest Dan Donatelli ... The balding of Anthony Edwards ... Public parks private pleasures ... Apologies all around.</description>
            <pubDate>Mon, 14 Apr 2008 00:04:38 +0100</pubDate>
            <itunes:duration>41:51</itunes:duration>
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            <itunes:keywords>joe donatelli, joedonatelli.com, the second column, speeches, famous speeches, music, jazz, mike costantini, carlos jaime, sean kearney, hero style, herostyle.com, comedy, social commentary, marriage, UCB, upright citizens brigade</itunes:keywords>
            <itunes:subtitle>Special guest Dan Donatelli ... The balding of Anthony Edwards ... Public parks private pleasures ... Apologies all around.</itunes:subtitle>
            <itunes:summary>Special guest Dan Donatelli ... The balding of Anthony Edwards ... Public parks private pleasures ... Apologies all around.</itunes:summary>
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            <title>Small Towns Big Headlines</title>
            <link>http://herostyle.com/herostyle/index.php?option=com_content&amp;task=view&amp;id=41&amp;Itemid=2</link>
            <author>Joe Donatelli, Mike Costantini, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</author>
            <description>Free the dogs ... Prison hotels ... Criminal Genius ... Breakfast unpleasantness.</description>
            <pubDate>Sun, 06 Apr 2008 20:04:00 +0100</pubDate>
            <itunes:duration>32:40</itunes:duration>
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            <itunes:keywords>joe donatelli, joedonatelli.com, the second column, news, small towns, social commentary, comedy, ucb, prison, animals, dog lovers, cat lovers</itunes:keywords>
            <itunes:subtitle>Free the dogs ... Prison hotels ... Criminal Genius ... Breakfast unpleasantness.</itunes:subtitle>
            <itunes:summary>Free the dogs ... Prison hotels ... Criminal Genius ... Breakfast unpleasantness.</itunes:summary>
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            <enclosure url="http://herostyle.com/herostyle/podcast/bythepowerinvestedinme.mp3" length="32699648" type="audio/mpeg" />
            <title>By The Authority Vested In Me</title>
            <link>http://herostyle.com/herostyle/index.php?option=com_content&amp;task=view&amp;id=40&amp;Itemid=2</link>
            <author>Joe Donatelli, Mike Costantini, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</author>
            <description>Special guest Jeff Sloniker ... Hog wedding ... Creepy dude in the gazebo ... Making teacher cry.</description>
            <pubDate>Sun, 30 Mar 2008 18:03:17 +0100</pubDate>
            <itunes:duration>54:29</itunes:duration>
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            <itunes:keywords>joe donatelli, joedonatelli.com, the second column, mike costantini, carlos jaime, sean kearney, jeff sloniker, ucb, upright citizens brigade, weddings, social commentary, politics, religion, sports, comedy</itunes:keywords>
            <itunes:subtitle>Special guest Jeff Sloniker ... Hog wedding ... Creepy dude in the gazebo ... Making teacher cry.</itunes:subtitle>
            <itunes:summary>Special guest Jeff Sloniker ... Hog wedding ... Creepy dude in the gazebo ... Making teacher cry.</itunes:summary>
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            <enclosure url="http://herostyle.com/herostyle/podcast/tommysavestheday.mp3" length="28300808" type="audio/mpeg" />
            <title>Tommy Saves The Day</title>
            <link>http://herostyle.com/herostyle/index.php?option=com_content&amp;task=view&amp;id=39&amp;Itemid=2</link>
            <author>Joe Donatelli, Mike Costantini, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</author>
            <description>Flambrulee ... A little late for work ... Carlos faces a difficult decision ... Browns lose the Super Bowl.</description>
            <pubDate>Sun, 23 Mar 2008 18:03:08 +0100</pubDate>
            <itunes:duration>47:10</itunes:duration>
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            <itunes:keywords>the second column, joe donatelli, joedonatelli.com, mike costantini, carlos jaime, sean kearney, hero style herostyle.com, UCB, ucb, comedy, heroes, social commentary, religion, politics</itunes:keywords>
            <itunes:subtitle>Flambrulee ... A little late for work ... Carlos faces a difficult decision ... Browns lose the Super Bowl.</itunes:subtitle>
            <itunes:summary>Flambrulee ... A little late for work ... Carlos faces a difficult decision ... Browns lose the Super Bowl.</itunes:summary>
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            <enclosure url="http://herostyle.com/herostyle/podcast/thesevensocialsins.mp3" length="38840168" type="audio/mpeg" />
            <title>The Seven Social Sins</title>
            <link>http://herostyle.com/herostyle/index.php?option=com_content&amp;task=view&amp;id=38&amp;Itemid=2</link>
            <author>Joe Donatelli, Mike Costantini, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</author>
            <description>Special guest Josh Meinderstsma ... Pillow bang ... Pope Bad Ass I ... If you can touch one dictator.</description>
            <pubDate>Sun, 16 Mar 2008 15:03:11 +0100</pubDate>
            <itunes:duration>64:44</itunes:duration>
            <itunes:explicit />
            <itunes:keywords>the second column, joe donatelli, joedonatelli.com, mike costantini, carlos jaime, sean kearney, religion, sex, music, comedy, social commentary, catholic church, politics</itunes:keywords>
            <itunes:subtitle>Special guest Josh Meinderstsma ... Pillow bang ... Pope Bad Ass I ... If you can touch one dictator.</itunes:subtitle>
            <itunes:summary>Special guest Josh Meinderstsma ... Pillow bang ... Pope Bad Ass I ... If you can touch one dictator.</itunes:summary>
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            <enclosure url="http://herostyle.com/herostyle/podcast/flavonoidbehaviortheory.mp3" length="29430848" type="audio/mpeg" />
            <title>Flavonoid Behavior Theory</title>
            <link>http://herostyle.com/herostyle/index.php?option=com_content&amp;task=view&amp;id=37&amp;Itemid=2</link>
            <author>Joe Donatelli, Mike Costantini, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</author>
            <description>Special guest Kevin Ford ... Kevin gets force-fed tomatoes ... Kevin gets a drink ... Kevin gets the greatest hiccups ever.</description>
            <pubDate>Sun, 09 Mar 2008 18:03:55 +0100</pubDate>
            <itunes:duration>49:03</itunes:duration>
            <itunes:explicit />
            <itunes:keywords>the second column, joe donatelli, joedonatelli.com, mike costantini, carlos jaime, sean kearney, kevin ford, the great adventure, hero style, herostyle.com, comedy, science, social commentary, flavonoid behavior theory, social interaction, nature, health</itunes:keywords>
            <itunes:subtitle>Special guest Kevin Ford ... Kevin gets force-fed tomatoes ... Kevin gets a drink ... Kevin gets the greatest hiccups ever.</itunes:subtitle>
            <itunes:summary>Special guest Kevin Ford ... Kevin gets force-fed tomatoes ... Kevin gets a drink ... Kevin gets the greatest hiccups ever.</itunes:summary>
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            <enclosure url="http://herostyle.com/herostyle/podcast/mylostvegasrenaissance.mp3" length="29115848" type="audio/mpeg" />
            <title>My Lost Vegas Renaissance</title>
            <link>http://herostyle.com/herostyle/index.php?option=com_content&amp;task=view&amp;id=36&amp;Itemid=2</link>
            <author>Joe Donatelli, Mike Costantini, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</author>
            <description>Special guest Hal Rudnick ... Los Vegas ... Strip club eye contact ... Once for the vuns.</description>
            <pubDate>Thu, 28 Feb 2008 16:02:39 +0100</pubDate>
            <itunes:duration>48:31</itunes:duration>
            <itunes:explicit />
            <itunes:keywords>joe donatelli, joedonatelli.com, the second column, mike costantini, carlos jaime, sean kearney, ucb, upright citizens brigade, hal rudnick, strip clubs, vegas, comedy, funny, social commentary, Las Vegas</itunes:keywords>
            <itunes:subtitle>Special guest Hal Rudnick ... Los Vegas ... Strip club eye contact ... Once for the vuns.</itunes:subtitle>
            <itunes:summary>Special guest Hal Rudnick ... Los Vegas ... Strip club eye contact ... Once for the vuns.</itunes:summary>
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            <enclosure url="http://herostyle.com/herostyle/podcast/mybigtvdebut.mp3" length="32317688" type="audio/mpeg" />
            <title>My Big TV Debut</title>
            <link>http://herostyle.com/herostyle/index.php?option=com_content&amp;task=view&amp;id=35&amp;Itemid=2</link>
            <author>Joe Donatelli, Mike Costantini, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</author>
            <description>Special guest Doug Dreisel Jr. ... Mike loses his mind for about 50 minutes.</description>
            <pubDate>Fri, 22 Feb 2008 10:02:03 +0100</pubDate>
            <itunes:duration>53:51</itunes:duration>
            <itunes:explicit />
            <itunes:keywords>the second column, joe donatelli, joedonatelli.com, mike costantini, carlos jaime, sean kearney, hero style, herostyle.com, comedy, social commentary, history, history channel, jokes, underground comedy, video games</itunes:keywords>
            <itunes:subtitle>Special guest Doug Dreisel Jr. ... Mike loses his mind for about 50 minutes.</itunes:subtitle>
            <itunes:summary>Special guest Doug Dreisel Jr. ... Mike loses his mind for about 50 minutes.</itunes:summary>
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            <enclosure url="http://herostyle.com/herostyle/podcast/abbyvalentinesday.mp3" length="25793408" type="audio/mpeg" />
            <title>Abby Valentines Day</title>
            <link>http://herostyle.com/herostyle/index.php?option=com_content&amp;task=view&amp;id=34&amp;Itemid=2</link>
            <author>Joe Donatelli, Mike Costantini, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</author>
            <description>Special guest Abby Kincaid ... A nun that looks like Allen Hale ... Do not ever call me again ... Hobbits are not sexy.</description>
            <pubDate>Thu, 14 Feb 2008 09:02:05 +0100</pubDate>
            <itunes:duration>42:56</itunes:duration>
            <itunes:explicit />
            <itunes:keywords>joe donatelli, joedonatelli.com, the second column, mike costantini, michael costantini, carlos jaime, sean kearney, abby kincaid, penny relentless, pennyrelentless.com, comedy, sex, love, valentines day, social commentary, relationships</itunes:keywords>
            <itunes:subtitle>Special guest Abby Kincaid ... A nun that looks like Allen Hale ... Do not ever call me again ... Hobbits are not sexy.</itunes:subtitle>
            <itunes:summary>Special guest Abby Kincaid ... A nun that looks like Allen Hale ... Do not ever call me again ... Hobbits are not sexy.</itunes:summary>
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            <enclosure url="http://herostyle.com/herostyle/podcast/abunchofboobs.mp3" length="29464688" type="audio/mpeg" />
            <title>A Bunch Of Boobs</title>
            <link>http://herostyle.com/herostyle/index.php?option=com_content&amp;task=view&amp;id=33&amp;Itemid=2</link>
            <author>Joe Donatelli, Mike Costantini, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</author>
            <description>Special guest Ed Galvez ... Woman helmet ... At least it is not a weiner ... Return of Lazarus.</description>
            <pubDate>Thu, 07 Feb 2008 10:02:45 +0100</pubDate>
            <itunes:duration>49:06</itunes:duration>
            <itunes:explicit />
            <itunes:keywords>joe donatelli, joedonatelli.com, the second column, mike costantini, michael costantini, carlos jaime, sean kearney, ed galvez, punk house, comedy, social comentary, stand up comedy, porn, pornography, sex, hero style, herostyle.com</itunes:keywords>
            <itunes:subtitle>Special guest Ed Galvez ... Woman helmet ... At least it is not a weiner ... Return of Lazarus.</itunes:subtitle>
            <itunes:summary>Special guest Ed Galvez ... Woman helmet ... At least it is not a weiner ... Return of Lazarus.</itunes:summary>
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            <enclosure url="http://herostyle.com/herostyle/podcast/thebirdsandthebirds.mp3" length="26026328" type="audio/mpeg" />
            <title>The Birds And The Birds</title>
            <link>http://herostyle.com/herostyle/index.php?option=com_content&amp;task=view&amp;id=32&amp;Itemid=2</link>
            <author>Joe Donatelli, Mike Costantini, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</author>
            <description>Joe reignites his love affair with the trumpet ... Screw calendars ... The opposite of an orgasm ... Mike is a girl frog.</description>
            <pubDate>Fri, 01 Feb 2008 09:02:23 +0100</pubDate>
            <itunes:duration>43:22</itunes:duration>
            <itunes:explicit />
            <itunes:keywords>joe donatelli, joedonatelli.com, mike costantini, michael costantini, carlos jaime, sean kearney, hero style, herostyle.com, social commentary, comedy, love, sex, woman, relationships, fun</itunes:keywords>
            <itunes:subtitle>Joe reignites his love affair with the trumpet ... Screw calendars ... The opposite of an orgasm ... Mike is a girl frog.</itunes:subtitle>
            <itunes:summary>Joe reignites his love affair with the trumpet ... Screw calendars ... The opposite of an orgasm ... Mike is a girl frog.</itunes:summary>
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            <enclosure url="http://herostyle.com/herostyle/podcast/personalityquiz.mp3" length="28648568" type="audio/mpeg" />
            <title>Personality Quiz</title>
            <link>http://herostyle.com/herostyle/index.php?option=com_content&amp;task=view&amp;id=31&amp;Itemid=2</link>
            <author>Joe Donatelli, Mike Costantini, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</author>
            <description>The popularity of Vladimir ... Punching babies ... Potato masher ... Sean saves his kisses. </description>
            <pubDate>Wed, 16 Jan 2008 19:01:18 +0100</pubDate>
            <itunes:duration>47:44</itunes:duration>
            <itunes:explicit />
            <itunes:keywords>the second column, joedonatelli.com, joe donatelli, carlos jaime, sean kearney, michael costantini, mike costantini, hero style, herostyle.com, antiquing, popular names, social commentary, politics, comedy</itunes:keywords>
            <itunes:subtitle>The popularity of Vladimir ... Punching babies ... Potato masher ... Sean saves his kisses. </itunes:subtitle>
            <itunes:summary>The popularity of Vladimir ... Punching babies ... Potato masher ... Sean saves his kisses. </itunes:summary>
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            <enclosure url="http://herostyle.com/herostyle/podcast/mondaiji.mp3" length="28990928" type="audio/mpeg" />
            <title>Mondaiji</title>
            <link>http://herostyle.com/herostyle/index.php?option=com_content&amp;task=view&amp;id=30&amp;Itemid=2</link>
            <author>Joe Donatelli, Mike Costantini, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</author>
            <description>Special guest Dave Pavlina AKA Mondaiji ... Sex trains ...This is where it is going to happen ... The city of angels has demons.</description>
            <pubDate>Mon, 07 Jan 2008 19:01:01 +0100</pubDate>
            <itunes:duration>48:15</itunes:duration>
            <itunes:explicit />
            <itunes:keywords>hero style, herostyle.com, joe donatelli, joedonatelli.com, mike costantini, sean kearney, carlos jaime, ucb, upright citizens brigade, japan, comedy, music, tokyo, los angeles, social commentary, new years</itunes:keywords>
            <itunes:subtitle>Special guest Dave Pavlina AKA Mondaiji ... Sex trains ...This is where it is going to happen ... The city of angels has demons.</itunes:subtitle>
            <itunes:summary>Special guest Dave Pavlina AKA Mondaiji ... Sex trains ...This is where it is going to happen ... The city of angels has demons.</itunes:summary>
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            <enclosure url="http://herostyle.com/herostyle/podcast/southerncaliforniachristmas.mp3" length="33766328" type="audio/mpeg" />
            <title>Southern California Christmas</title>
            <link>http://herostyle.com/herostyle/index.php?option=com_content&amp;task=view&amp;id=29&amp;Itemid=2</link>
            <author>Joe Donatelli, Mike Costantini, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</author>
            <description>Worst surprise ever ... Ladies ... The real Bad Santa ... Hobosexuals</description>
            <pubDate>Sun, 16 Dec 2007 19:12:19 +0100</pubDate>
            <itunes:duration>56:16</itunes:duration>
            <itunes:explicit />
            <itunes:keywords>joe donatelli, joedonatelli.com, the second column, hero style, herostyle.com, mike costantini, carlos jaime, sean kearney, comedy, upright citizens parade, trains, christmas, football, sports, funny, holiday wishes</itunes:keywords>
            <itunes:subtitle>Worst surprise ever ... Ladies ... The real Bad Santa ... Hobosexuals</itunes:subtitle>
            <itunes:summary>Worst surprise ever ... Ladies ... The real Bad Santa ... Hobosexuals</itunes:summary>
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            <enclosure url="http://herostyle.com/herostyle/podcast/thegoodinkeeper.mp3" length="28473608" type="audio/mpeg" />
            <title>The Good Innkeeper</title>
            <link>http://herostyle.com/herostyle/index.php?option=com_content&amp;task=view&amp;id=28&amp;Itemid=2</link>
            <author>Joe Donatelli, Mike Costantini, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</author>
            <description>Some of this might sound familiar ... Producers are princes among men ... Carlos eats alone ... Ticker tape parade ad gone wrong. </description>
            <pubDate>Tue, 11 Dec 2007 16:12:08 +0100</pubDate>
            <itunes:duration>47:27</itunes:duration>
            <itunes:keywords>joe donatelli, joedonatelli.com, hero style, herostyle.com, mike costantini, carlos jaime, sean kearney, 1950s, history, comedy, social commentary, old time radio show, radio show, solitude, christmas, christmas songs, religion, entertainment industry</itunes:keywords>
            <itunes:subtitle>Some of this might sound familiar ... Producers are princes among men ... Carlos eats alone ... Ticker tape parade ad gone wrong. </itunes:subtitle>
            <itunes:summary>Some of this might sound familiar ... Producers are princes among men ... Carlos eats alone ... Ticker tape parade ad gone wrong. </itunes:summary>
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            <enclosure url="http://herostyle.com/herostyle/podcast/everythingyouknowiswrongpart1.mp3" length="32895488" type="audio/mpeg" />
            <title>Everything You Know Is Wrong Part I</title>
            <link>http://herostyle.com/herostyle/index.php?option=com_content&amp;task=view&amp;id=27&amp;Itemid=2</link>
            <author>Joe Donatelli, Mike Costantini, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</author>
            <description>Do not tip your federal judge ... Mike is a monster ... Improving rape ... Shake that Joe.</description>
            <pubDate>Sun, 02 Dec 2007 18:12:32 +0100</pubDate>
            <itunes:duration>54:49</itunes:duration>
            <itunes:explicit />
            <itunes:keywords>joe donatelli, joedonatelli.com, the second column, hero style, herostyle.com, mike costantini, sean kearney, carlos jaime, comedy, monsters, christmas, social commentary, trains, upright citizens brigade, health, postal service</itunes:keywords>
            <itunes:subtitle>Do not tip your federal judge ... Mike is a monster ... Improving rape ... Shake that Joe.</itunes:subtitle>
            <itunes:summary>Do not tip your federal judge ... Mike is a monster ... Improving rape ... Shake that Joe.</itunes:summary>
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            <enclosure url="http://herostyle.com/herostyle/podcast/baldmenandthewomenwholovethem.mp3" length="31714328" type="audio/mpeg" />
            <title>Bald Men And The Women Who Love Them</title>
            <link>http://herostyle.com/herostyle/index.php?option=com_content&amp;task=view&amp;id=26&amp;Itemid=2</link>
            <author>Joe Donatelli, Mike Costantini, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</author>
            <description>Special guest Jen Jones ... Almost gay in Japan ... An egg carton of men ... Killing a Smurf is hard work.</description>
            <pubDate>Sun, 25 Nov 2007 20:11:48 +0100</pubDate>
            <itunes:duration>52:51</itunes:duration>
            <itunes:explicit />
            <itunes:keywords>joe donatelli, joedonatelli.com, the second column, mike costantini, sean kearney, carlos jaime, hero style, herostyle.com, comedy, dating, bald men, speed dating, stories, social commentary, japan, smurfs, improv, writing, upright citizens brigade</itunes:keywords>
            <itunes:subtitle>Special guest Jen Jones ... Almost gay in Japan ... An egg carton of men ... Killing a Smurf is hard work.</itunes:subtitle>
            <itunes:summary>Special guest Jen Jones ... Almost gay in Japan ... An egg carton of men ... Killing a Smurf is hard work.</itunes:summary>
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            <enclosure url="http://herostyle.com/herostyle/podcast/kidstablemanifesto.mp3" length="24916088" type="audio/mpeg" />
            <title>Kids Table Manifesto</title>
            <link>http://herostyle.com/herostyle/index.php?option=com_content&amp;task=view&amp;id=25&amp;Itemid=2</link>
            <author>Joe Donatelli, Mike Costantini, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</author>
            <description>Tom completes the Donatelli brother triforce ... Lord Bill Bixpy from the days of yore ... Pigeon 2.0 ... Aunt Eileen needs to move the hutch.</description>
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            <itunes:subtitle>Tom completes the Donatelli brother triforce ... Lord Bill Bixpy from the days of yore ... Pigeon 2.0 ... Aunt Eileen needs to move the hutch.</itunes:subtitle>
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            <title>Menergy Is The New Metrosexual</title>
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            <author>Joe Donatelli, Mike Costantini, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</author>
            <description>Our first female guest, comedian Meghan Parks ... Mike loses all his money to the ugliest woman in the strip club ... Carlos paints Jim Varney in a whole new light ... Joe and Meghan plan a chain of strip clubs.</description>
            <pubDate>Sun, 11 Nov 2007 18:11:57 +0100</pubDate>
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            <itunes:subtitle>Our first female guest, comedian Meghan Parks ... Mike loses all his money to the ugliest woman in the strip club ... Carlos paints Jim Varney in a whole new light ... Joe and Meghan plan a chain of strip clubs.</itunes:subtitle>
            <itunes:summary>Our first female guest, comedian Meghan Parks ... Mike loses all his money to the ugliest woman in the strip club ... Carlos paints Jim Varney in a whole new light ... Joe and Meghan plan a chain of strip clubs.</itunes:summary>
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            <title>Fun With Research</title>
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            <author>Joe Donatelli, Mike Costantini, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</author>
            <description>Executing the douchey ... Dementia sex ... Gay bomb ... The Ticker Tape Parade song and other hits from the 1930s.</description>
            <pubDate>Mon, 05 Nov 2007 00:11:15 +0100</pubDate>
            <itunes:duration>43:53</itunes:duration>
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            <itunes:subtitle>Executing the douchey ... Dementia sex ... Gay bomb ... The Ticker Tape Parade song and other hits from the 1930s.</itunes:subtitle>
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            <title>The Best Holiday</title>
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            <author>Joe Donatelli, Mike Costantini, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</author>
            <description>Boo-riffic ... Breaking news on uncarved pumpkins ... Orgies versus gang bangs ... The Valentines Day gift that dare not speak its name.</description>
            <pubDate>Sun, 28 Oct 2007 18:10:03 +0100</pubDate>
            <itunes:duration>56:35</itunes:duration>
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            <itunes:keywords>halloween, ghosts and gouls, scary, comedy, funny, joe donatelli, joedonatelli.com, mike costantini, carlos jaime, sean kearney, the second column, hero style, herostyle.com, pangea, orgie, pumpkin carving, valentine's day, top rated podcast</itunes:keywords>
            <itunes:subtitle>Boo-riffic ... Breaking news on uncarved pumpkins ... Orgies versus gang bangs ... The Valentines Day gift that dare not speak its name.</itunes:subtitle>
            <itunes:summary>Boo-riffic ... Breaking news on uncarved pumpkins ... Orgies versus gang bangs ... The Valentines Day gift that dare not speak its name.</itunes:summary>
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            <title>Robots Cannot Love</title>
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            <author>Joe Donatelli, Mike Costantini, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</author>
            <description>A letter from a man named Dave ... Mike looks like Joe Torre ... Robostang, the robot who delivers mail on horseback ... Women are just BJ robots.</description>
            <pubDate>Sun, 21 Oct 2007 23:10:34 +0100</pubDate>
            <itunes:duration>50:00</itunes:duration>
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            <itunes:keywords>the second column, joe donatelli, joedonatelli.com, hero style, herostyle.com, mike costantini, sean kearney, carlos jaime, science fiction, robots, i robot, area 51, conspiracy, women, sex, comedy, horses, postal service</itunes:keywords>
            <itunes:subtitle>A letter from a man named Dave ... Mike looks like Joe Torre ... Robostang, the robot who delivers mail on horseback ... Women are just BJ robots.</itunes:subtitle>
            <itunes:summary>A letter from a man named Dave ... Mike looks like Joe Torre ... Robostang, the robot who delivers mail on horseback ... Women are just BJ robots.</itunes:summary>
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            <title>Deloitte And Touche And Women</title>
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            <author>Joe Donatelli, Mike Costantini, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</author>
            <description>Letter from a man named Smoose ... First sound effects ... Tip well so people can poop at home ... Too many Carloses Part II.</description>
            <pubDate>Mon, 15 Oct 2007 07:10:41 +0100</pubDate>
            <itunes:duration>45:29</itunes:duration>
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            <itunes:keywords>hero style, joe donatelli, joedonatelli.com, the second column, mike costantini, carlos jaime, sean kearney, relationships, comedy</itunes:keywords>
            <itunes:subtitle>Letter from a man named Smoose ... First sound effects ... Tip well so people can poop at home ... Too many Carloses Part II.</itunes:subtitle>
            <itunes:summary>Letter from a man named Smoose ... First sound effects ... Tip well so people can poop at home ... Too many Carloses Part II.</itunes:summary>
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            <title>Business Hammocks</title>
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            <author>Joe Donatelli, Mike Costantini, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</author>
            <description>First guest and audience member ... Hawaii is not a state ... Achieving the full dangle ... Too many Carloses.</description>
            <pubDate>Sat, 06 Oct 2007 03:10:55 +0100</pubDate>
            <itunes:duration>44:06</itunes:duration>
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            <itunes:keywords>hawaii, comedy, hero style, vacation, joe donatelli, joe donatelli.com, mike costantini, sean kearney, carlos jaime, pangea, funny humor, the second column, column</itunes:keywords>
            <itunes:subtitle>First guest and audience member ... Hawaii is not a state ... Achieving the full dangle ... Too many Carloses.</itunes:subtitle>
            <itunes:summary>First guest and audience member ... Hawaii is not a state ... Achieving the full dangle ... Too many Carloses.</itunes:summary>
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            <title>Leaving Santa Monica</title>
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            <author>Joe Donatelli, Mike Costantini, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</author>
            <description>The hot voice of the intro girl ... Remote show from Baker ... Pushing babies into traffic ... The legendary Bud Light Chelada.</description>
            <pubDate>Sun, 30 Sep 2007 21:09:33 +0100</pubDate>
            <itunes:duration>44:37</itunes:duration>
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            <itunes:keywords>hot girl, baker, bud light, hero style, herostyle.com, joe donatelli, mike costantini, carlos jaime, sean kearney, pangea, joedonatelli.com, santa monica, comedy, the second column, funny, laughs</itunes:keywords>
            <itunes:subtitle>The hot voice of the intro girl ... Remote show from Baker ... Pushing babies into traffic ... The legendary Bud Light Chelada.</itunes:subtitle>
            <itunes:summary>The hot voice of the intro girl ... Remote show from Baker ... Pushing babies into traffic ... The legendary Bud Light Chelada.</itunes:summary>
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            <title>I Want You ... But I Really Want Egg Rolls</title>
            <link>http://herostyle.com/herostyle/index.php?option=com_content&amp;task=view&amp;id=16&amp;Itemid=2</link>
            <author>Joe Donatelli, Mike Costantini, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</author>
            <description>A car makes fun of Sean ... vocal impersonations from Joe ... speed dating blues ... duck lover ... disease equals morality for Mike.</description>
            <pubDate>Mon, 24 Sep 2007 08:09:33 +0100</pubDate>
            <itunes:duration>47:56</itunes:duration>
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            <itunes:keywords>sex, relationships, speed dating stories, disearse, fear, joe donatelli, joe donatelli.com, mike costantini, carlos jaime, sean kearney, hero style, pangea, knight rider, kit, comedy</itunes:keywords>
            <itunes:subtitle>A car makes fun of Sean ... vocal impersonations from Joe ... speed dating blues ... duck lover ... disease equals morality for Mike.</itunes:subtitle>
            <itunes:summary>A car makes fun of Sean ... vocal impersonations from Joe ... speed dating blues ... duck lover ... disease equals morality for Mike.</itunes:summary>
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            <title>The War On Drugs Is Being Fought In Your Toilet</title>
            <link>http://herostyle.com/herostyle/index.php?option=com_content&amp;task=view&amp;id=13&amp;Itemid=2</link>
            <author>Joe Donatelli, Mike Costantini, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</author>
            <description> The podcast that started it all ... Flesh-gnawing whip-poor-wills ...The proper use of scientists ... A Greyhound nightmare.</description>
            <pubDate>Sun, 16 Sep 2007 07:09:10 +0100</pubDate>
            <itunes:duration>37:39</itunes:duration>
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            <itunes:keywords>war on drugs, science, scientists, greyhound, funny stories, comedy, the second column, joe donatelli, joedonatelli.com, mike costantini, carlos jaime, sean kearney, ucb</itunes:keywords>
            <itunes:subtitle>The podcast that started it all ... Flesh-gnawing whip-poor-wills ...The proper use of scientists ... A Greyhound nightmare.</itunes:subtitle>
            <itunes:summary> The podcast that started it all ... Flesh-gnawing whip-poor-wills ...The proper use of scientists ... A Greyhound nightmare.</itunes:summary>
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